S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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