I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Terrible idea I love it
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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