Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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