well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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