Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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