Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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