and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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