It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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