Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
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