I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Acid is not a monday night drug
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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