Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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