The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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