I want to stick my p in your. b.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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