Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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