CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
i think im in europe. pls send help
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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