oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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