Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
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