Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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