Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
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