therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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