Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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