I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
And then he peed in my hair
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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