It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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