I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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