Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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