he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I just got carded by a ten year old.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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