jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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