Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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