Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
