My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
So apparently I’m into choking now
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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