love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i think my tv is drunk
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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