He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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