And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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