Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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