Sponge bath it is.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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