is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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