I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
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