It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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