i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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