he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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