Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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