Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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