Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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