A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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