Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
It's no shave November. This is our time.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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