actually, I'm a sock model
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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