plz talk dirty to me
I wish I only lived at night.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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