I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
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