i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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