You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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