I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
