we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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