Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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