if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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