oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
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