Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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